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It’s well hard these days being a teenager. Teenagers have all sorts of problems, especially Goths. If you’re having problems why not come to the Janine Drew Agency? We’ll sort things out for a decent bit of cash, likes.

Someone spreading f*ckin’ shit about ya, right, like that time that Noelle Clancy started saying that me and Tawsers were after meeting behind her back and I didn’t go near him cos seriously likes, he’s got a head like a c*ntin fuckin’ badgers arse and I wouldn’t waste the steam off me piss anyways.

So yeah, call me agency and I’ll sort it!

Janine Drew xoxoxox

Well spas,

What does blogging mean likes? Well like most of da good things in life it comes from Bebo. Bebo in fact means Blog Easy Blog Often. And its not just for bloggin likes. You can put up pictures and have other halves and play class apps and have a flashbox and everything. Me other half is currently Jacinta but shes becoming a big of a slapper so i might just divorce her likes. Shes gotten mad for the 5 knuckle shuffle if ya know what i mean. I heard she did it to Keith Brennan on the floor of the Castlesaggart disco last week. Naw thanks. State of her. And him, he looks like a fuckin' barbershop pole covered in fleas. Oh, and me flashbox is Akon. LOL. xxxxxx

So yeah, Bebo is class but these days Bebo aint just enough. Ya have to have one of them websites if ya want to get anywhere in business. So dats what I'm doin'. I saved up all me detective nixers and hired some nerd lad to do this website. Its alright. No flashboxes though which wrecks me head a bit. Anyways, LOL, me agency does any sort of detective work ya want. Following people, fighting lads, spraypainting things and if ya need some gardenin done, tis naw problem likes, the Hardyz will do it. They're me employess in business and theyr well handy for doin all the shit im not bothered doing likes. It'll give em somethin to do anyway, fuckin wasters is all they are.

So yeah, enuff of yer VPI and yer Pinkertons. Services that are either too shite or too pricey. Come to me, I'm not shite or pricey, just fuckin class detctive work for half the price of the others. And I'm well undercover too, got camouflage uggs and velour and everything for when I'm shadowing lads and stalking in trees. If ya don't like what I offer I'll give ya your money back but seriously, and soz for sayin, you wont get that money back because you'll be dead impressed by how deadly i am and how top professional it is. You'll probably give me more money i reckons. Anyway, hit me up, here or on Bebo or MSN or whatever. Not during weekday mornings cos of fuckin' school but i'll have the mobile on me under the desk. If Oul Wan Curtain tries to take it off me she'll get a 5 knuckle shuffle again. Not like tossin her off the way Jacinta did to Keith Brennan but like a slap in the face. The other meaning. Yeah?

Offerin the best service to you, likes

later bbz

LOL!

JaNinE